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Weekend Awards June 28th edition
BEST JANET IMPERSONATION
This one goes to Janet who looked a lot like herself in The Eleven except darker with a definite Honduras glow about her.
Runner up goes to Carolyn Pullen who was a shoe in until Janet showed up!
MOST MISSED
Was Bethany who had to pull out at the last minute due to illness. We missed you!
BEST DRESSED
Please know I have nothing to do with this award, the official committee makes me put this here per the rules.
But since I have to judge it and I’m really not good about remembering what people wore, I declare this a tie between Joyce who always dresses high class and Bob Thomas who decided to break the khaki trend and go dark. Gutsy yet effective for the award.
MOST OUTSTANDING PLAYER
Come on, you know this has to go to the one armed wonder. WARREN!!! You have now entered the stuff of legend.
FAVORITE MOMENT
Has to be seeing Holly and her kids in the room on Sunday in The Eleven.
MOST OFFICIAL LOOKING
Dania Behrens. Three words. Huge head phones.
BEST USE OF TIME
Apparently all of us when we realized we had a full hour before the service started and we were done, talking and eating in the green room. Tyler dreamed of sleeping in more as a result. J
BEST USE OF SPACE
The worship choir who had got to know each other quite well on limited riser space.
BEST POD
Mike Matousek, thanks for keeping the flow and setting up Bob’s song so well.
BEST IDEA THAT DIDN’T GET USED
Eddie’s idea for the You Tube key over. Way to think inside the box J
MOST REPITIVE SONG
Shout unto God. By a landslide. We do this to give the media shout operator a much needed breather in the flow of the morning.
BRAVEST MOMENT
When Jill actually started playing Michael Jackson’s You are Not alone underneath Ron’s set up for prayer and healing. It was all I could do to hold it together.
Thank you all so much for a wonderful weekend!!! Bob, thanks for doing what you do so well, singing a song with such excellence and heart. You bless us every time. Thank you Wayne for doing such a great job on the board. Thank you Kuskie Clan for all you do each time you are here. Thanks entire Tech Team for supporting the morning and everyone with such care. Thank you Steve for your playing and your prayers which always center and focus us. Thanks Rebecca for singing so beautifully and for serving right before your trip! Thanks Worship Choir for modeling and encouraging participation in worship. It is so wonderful to hear you on those songs I can’t even express how cool it is.
Until next time
Jay