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Heaven smiles on me

May 9, 2007

Recently I have realized I’ve got to do something to get healthy.  No matter what the cost, I’ll endure it.  I need something with vitamins and minerals that I can ingest on a regular basis, to make me healthy and strong.

That’s why I am pleased to announce that I have decided to start drinking for my health, in the form of DIET COKE PLUS!!!!!

431754942_277e595be7_3 With VITAMINS AND MINERALS!!! FIVE VITAMINS AND MINERALS!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME??  In the history of America there have been 5 great accomplishments, including man on the moon, and the remote control.  Now…bursting into the top 5 is a bubbly, cold little heavenly concoction known formerly as the nectar of the god’s….and now remamed the nectar of the god’s plus…with five vitamins and minerals your body needs.

"Jay, have you lost weight?" 

"Jay, why is your skin so smooth?"

"Jay, is your back straighter??"

"Jay, you look younger!"

"Jay…what in the world are you doing different??"

Many  questions….same answer….

DIET COKE PLUS.   

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15 comments

  1. You crack me up. I totally thought of you the first time I saw the commercial for this. Have you tried it yet?


  2. You will do anything, and I do mean ANYTHING, to drink a Diet Coke, won’t you? Trying to pass it off a “healthy” – that’s just wrong, man…


  3. I assume this nectar of the “gods” will be available in the green room for all technical and musical volunteers. At 7:00 a.m. we surely could use this wonder drug, I mean drink, to help us do our very best. Will it do anything to get rid of a peacock?


  4. I assume this nectar of the “gods” will be available in the green room for all technical and musical volunteers. At 7:00 a.m. we surely could use this wonder drug, I mean drink, to help us do our very best. Will it do anything to get rid of a peacock?


  5. Congratulations Honey!
    I don’t know when I have ever been happier for you.
    Let’s celebrate over a drink sometime.
    Oop’s, I’m sorry – I really did give up diet coke several months ago…
    (aren’t I sickening?)


  6. Congratulations Honey!
    I don’t know when I have ever been happier for you.
    Let’s celebrate over a drink sometime.
    Oop’s, I’m sorry – I really did give up diet coke several months ago…
    (aren’t I sickening?)


  7. LOL…you just got totally owned by your Mom! Sweet.


  8. amazing…what the diet coke industry will do for you, personally. Now, if only Tillamook ice cream could do the same….


  9. top 5? Isn’t the driver’s side visor number two?

    Ok, that was even too random for me!!! hehehe


  10. top 5? Isn’t the driver’s side visor number two?

    Ok, that was even too random for me!!! hehehe


  11. Speechless. I am absolutely speechless.

    I SERIOUSLY am beginning to wonder about you.

    🙂


  12. Oh Jay…..I am sooo with you on this one. I’ll be anxiously awaiting your review…….and plan to buy it in bulk if it passes.


  13. review…oh it’s good…it’s really, really good.


  14. I just had to post this as you’re raving about healthy:

    Now if they can just get rid of the aspartame. Have you seen the studies of what that can do to you?

    Reading some of those will make you swear off anything but plain water for the rest of your life.

    See below: (taken from http://www.holisticmed.com/aspartame/)

    Toxicity Effects of Aspartame Use
    It often takes at least sixty days without *any* aspartame or nutrasweet to see a significant improvement. Improvement in health is also often accompanied by weight loss. Check all labels very carefully (including vitamins and pharmaceuticals). Look for the word “aspartame” on the label and avoid it. (Also, it is a good idea to avoid “acesulfame-k” or “sunette.”) Finally, avoid getting nutrition information from junk food industry PR organizations such as IFIC or organizations that accept large sums of money from the junk and chemical food industry such as the American Dietetic Association.

    * seizures and convulsions
    * dizziness
    * tremors
    * migraines and severe headaches (Trigger or Cause From Chronic Intake)
    * memory loss (common toxicity effects)
    * slurring of speech
    * confusion
    * numbness or tingling of extremities
    * chronic fatigue
    * depression
    * insomnia
    * irritability
    * panic attacks (common aspartame toxicity reaction)
    * marked personality changes
    * phobias
    * rapid heart beat, tachycardia (another frequent reaction)
    * asthma
    * chest pains
    * hypertension (high blood pressure)
    * nausea or vomitting
    * diarrhea
    * abdominal pain
    * swallowing pain
    * itching
    * hives / urticaria
    * other allergic reactions
    * blood sugar control problems (e.g., hypoglycemia or hyperglycemia)
    * menstrual cramps and other menstraul problems or changes
    * impotency and sexual problems
    * food cravings
    * weight gain
    * hair loss / baldness or thinning of hair
    * burning urination & other urination problems
    * excessive thirst or excessive hunger
    * bloating, edema (fluid retention)
    * infection susceptibility
    * joint pain
    * brain cancer (Pre-approval studies in animals)
    * death

    Aspartame Disease Mimicks Symptoms or Worsens the Following Diseases

    * fibromyalgia
    * arthritis
    * multiple sclerosis (MS)
    * parkinson’s disease
    * lupus
    * multiple chemical sensitivities (MCS)
    * diabetes and diabetic Complications
    * epilepsy
    * alzheimer’s disease
    * birth defects
    * chronic fatigue syndrome
    * lymphoma
    * lyme disease
    * attention deficit disorder (ADD and ADHD)
    * panic disorder
    * depression and other psychological disorders

    “Healthy”, my foot! I think Coca-Cola is just trying to “healthy” up their bottom-line.


  15. At least you’re not proclaiming the weight loss benefits of coca cola’s other “nutrition” drink enviga. 🙂



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