Archive for May 2nd, 2007


What if

May 2, 2007

Please try to answer only one of these questions in your reply.  Everyone deserves a turn.

*What if you were the one person who stored fat in your ear lobes?

*What if people knew what we were like ALL the time?

*What if poo poo smelled really, really good?  Would passing gas be a sign of respect and admiration?

*What if tomorrow was literally the last day before Christ came back?  Would you fight with anyone?

*What if moles could grow on your teeth if you skipped a day of brushing?

*What if George Bush read your blog and commented?  (GW, if you’re scared to comment I understand, what if I didn’t write the poo poo comment?  Would you feel better about it?)